I'm an alien who's currently stationed on Earth for the time being. People will tell you that I am a freak, but I like to consider myself to be an eccentric with controversial ideas, views and beliefs. My greatest loves are the theatre, acting, reading, writing, music, literature, languages, Shakespeare and my family, friends and pets. I've got British blood running through my veins which I'm extremely proud of and I'm studying to become a theatre and performing arts expert and an english/phonetics/drama coach. When I complete that I'll be able to become a theatrical advisor (CAN'T WAIT TO BOSS PEOPLE ABOUT!!!). Also I'd like to help young actors and students out there who have become victim to the injustice present towards the dramatic arts and performance. It is a crusade I am willing to lead and WIN. My fave genre of music is rock but as you will soon learn, I appreciate practically everything (except for rap, R'n'B, techno, dance, trance and all that other shit chavs listen to).

Name : Nicolà Irina Francesca Abela Garrett
Nick Name : Nutters, Nutus, Ms Garrett
Birthdate : 14th October
Birthplace : St Luke's Hospital (Jupiter to be more precise)
Current Location : Attard, Malta
Eye Color : Greenish Hazel
Hair Color : Brown
Height : 5ft 5
Weight : 55 / 60Kg

Piercings : My earlobes, and I had a wonderful lip ring which I lost :'( I miss it so much

Tattoos : Sometimes on my neck, wrists and upper cleavage
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : Ever-changing status

Vehicle : Nope, not yet
Overused Phrase : Peasants!

FAVORITES

Food : Chinese, English and Italian (except for pasta)
Pub/Disc/Restaurant : Hard Rock Cafe \,,/, Olde Keg, Elements, Inspirations!
Candy : Lion
Number : 14
Colour : Black, purple (all shades) and dark blue, petrol blue
Animal : Cat MIAOW!
Drink : Ice Tea Peach, Kinnie, Champagne, Ice Tea Peach, Ice Tea Peach, Ice Tea Peach... Love the stuff! Works wonders for the voice.
Body Part on Opposite sex : Hair, chin (I like prominent jaws :D), shoulders, tall , facial hair

Perfume : My daddy bought me this amazing perfume called "Ghost"!!!

TV Show : 99% of BBC Comedies, Lost and That 70s Show
Music Album : LOOOOADS
Movie : Love Actually, The Illusionist, The Notebook
Actor/Actress : Rowan Atkinson and Dame Judi Dench, they will always be in my top 3 list

This Or That

Pepsi or Coke : Hate them both
McDonalds or BurgerKing : Burger King
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both together, their flavours are complimentary to each other

Hot Chocolate or Coffee : Neither, Chocolate Thickshake
Kiss or Hug : Both, I love cuddling :p I'm like a cat.

Dog or Cat : Cat MIAOW!
Rap or Punk : Punk \,,/, Not my fave but anything's better than rap
Summer or Winter : S'long as it's north wind and not too hot, I'm happy... Problem is I live in Malta...
Scary Movies or Funny Movies : Funny Movies
Love or Money : Both

YOUR...

Bedtime : I try to be in bed by 9.30pm so that I can wake up early in the morn... But always end up sleeping at midnight and waking up at 6am... Diary of an A level student.

Most Missed Memory : September 2004 - April 2005 :'(
Best physical feature : Hair, eyes and boobs :D

First Thought Waking Up : NOOOOO LEEEAVE ME BEEEEEE
Ambition : To become one of London's top theatre actors and directors. Simple as that.

Best Friends : Steffi, Melli, Jade, Sarah, Peter, Paul, Carla, John, Joe, Daniel, James, Robbie, Rebecca, Samra, Simona, Roberta B.

Weakness : Good-looking men
Fears : Not succeeding, the super-natural, cockroaches and grasshoppers, the dark
Longest relationship : 6 months

HAVE YOU...

Cheated Your Partner : Never
Ever been beaten up : Partially
Ever beaten someone up : No, but I'd bloody well like to!
Ever Shoplifted : God, no!
Ever Skinny Dipped : No, sharks could be lurking around and I don't want to be eaten naked.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex : Yes
Been Dumped Lately : Yes

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Colour : No particular fave, but I really appreciate a beautiful pair of eyes. Atm blue is quite appealing, but dooon't lose hope, all you brown eyed boys out there!!! All is not lost!

Favorite Hair Colour : Blonde, it's my ultimate weakness
Short or Long : LOOONG, I love it :D
Height : Extremely tall
Style : Anything'll do s'long as he's not a chav
Looks or Personality : Both are important
Hot or Cute : Both, but I'm very much into ruggid.
Muscular or Really Skinny : In between, don't really like muscles, but I hate fat

RANDOMS

What country do you want to Visit : Well, I;ve been to Germany and France, but I wanna explore more.
How do you want to Die : In my sleep or alternatively, as soon as I end 'Evita's Final Broadcast' in the musical which I want to work in... ON STAGE! I want it to be all over the newss.... Drama Queen
Been to the Mall Lately : I'm always there
Get along with your Parents : I enjoy my sessions fo rumpy pumpy with my mother and I'm a daddy's girl :D

Health Freak : Currently trying to cut down on fried food.

Do you think your Attractive : The only thing I'd change would be my nose, other than that I can honestly say that I'm better-looking than Mother Tereza, bless her.

Believe in Yourself : Very much so, it's society whom I don't believe in.

Want to go to College : I am at college, but not the one I wanted to go to.

Do you Smoke : Hell no.
Do you Drink : Nope, just lots of champagne. But I am a strict anti-alcoholic.
Shower Daily : Of course! Especially my hair.
Been in Love : Yes, still am.
Do you Sing : I have to. But I enjoy it all the same.
Want to get Married : NO FRIGGIN WAAAYYYYY.
Do you want Children : NOON ON NO NO ON NONO NO NO NO NO NONO

Age you wanna lose your Virginity : It's not a question of when, it's a question of with whom.

Hate anyone : Yes, a lot of people with a passion you can only dream of.

I dedicate my life to:

Theatre
Reading
Writing
Music
Literature
Languages
Phonetics
Gothic Culture

I loathe with a passion:

Chavs
Italians
Americans (not the Canadians though, tis the home of Bryan Adams :D)
Maltese pricks (not all not all, cancel the protests jeez)
Physics
Pasta
Bananas (I'm phobic, ye have a gd laugh go on)
Cheese
Burgers which topple over and don't stand straight (I am a perfectionist)
Beans whcih spill out of hot dogs and fall on my plate (THEY WERE MEANT TO STAY IN THERE SO THEY MUST STAYY!)
Chavs
Chavs
Chavs
Did I mention chavs?
PINK - I hate that colour

Main Aim in life: To change this mortal curl into a better and safer place for actors and performers and also to rid it from chavs.

Sting
#I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York#

The Police
#Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get, sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet#

Elton John
#OOOOOH, I WAS MADE IN ENGLAND!#

Phil Collins
#He said, would your respect me if I didn't have this gun? Cos without it, I don't get it, and that's why I carry one... We need to hear both sides of the story#

Genesis
#I can see you mama, but I can hardly wait...#

Bee Gees
#How deep is your love, is your love, how deep is your love#

Cyndi Lauper
#Oh daddy, did you know you're stil number one, but girls, they wanna have fun#

The Who
#Talkin' bout my-my-my-my-my-my... THIS IS MY GENERATION BABY!#

Queen
#I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY#

The Beatles
#When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in anyway#

Bryan Adams
#Yeah, I would fight for you, I'd lie for you, walk the wild for you, yeah, I'D DIE FOR YOU!!!!#

Nena
#99 Luftballons, auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont#

Tears For Fears
#Everybody wants to rule the world...#

George Michael
#Wake me up! Before you go go, don't leave me hanging on like a yoyo#

Rod Stewart
#PADDY GAVE BIRTH TO A 10 POUND BABY BOY!#

Spandau Ballet
#Haahaaahahhhaaaaaaaha... I know this, much is true...#

Billy Ocean
#When the going gets tough, the tough get going...#

Bruce Springsteen (THE BOSS)
#You can't start a fire without a spark...#

Huwey Lewis
#The power of love is a curious thing, it makes one man weep and another man sing#

Billy Talent
#The kids of tomorrow don't need today when they live in the sins of yesterday#

Metallica
#SO FUCKING WHAT!#

Nickleback
#Cos we just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop mansions and drive 15 cars#

Within Temptation
#Pray for me cos I have lost my faith in Holy Wars#

Evanescence
#I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears#

Blink 182
#I got an injection of fear from the abduction!#

McFly
#In Berlin, she kept her tin which all her hopes and dreams were in, she plans to run away with him forever#

Busted
#I'm saying something's wrong, she's out back playing soccer, she used to do ballet, now she's a heavy smoker#

Son Of Dork
#Pinch me, is this real? I'm on a one-way ticket outta loserville!#

Matt Willis
#Get out the car honey, cos what you said was out of place#

The Killers
#I'm coming out of my cage and I'll be doing just fine#

Fall Out Boy
#This ain't a scene, it's a Goddamn arm's race!!!#

Dragonforce
#Through the fire and flames, we carry on!#

Greenday
#I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known#

James Blunt
#I know you well, I know your smell, I've been addicted to you#

Will Young
#I think I better leave right now, before I fall any deeper#

Michael Bublé
#And I can't believe, that I'm your man! And I get to kiss you baby, just because I can#

Fightstar
#I'm not from around here... I'll hold on for you but...#

Keane
#Oh sympathy, where have you gone? I'm getting older, I need something to rely on#

Andrew Lloyd Webber
#Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark? Dare you look at a king, would you sit on his throne?#

30 Seconds To Mars
#For a fortune he'd quit but it's hard to admit how it ends and begins, on his face is a map of the world#

DeVotchka
#Hold your grandmother's bible to your breast, gonna put it to the test, you want it to be blessed#

My Chemical Romance
#They're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies and books, they're gonna make a citizen out of you...#

The Juliana Theory
#You took away all my anger, we put away all your pain...#

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
#I'll be there for you through it all even if saving you sends me to heaven#

Avril Lavigne
#So far away, I wish you were here, before it's too late this could all disappear. Before the doors close and it comes to an end, with you by my side I will fight and defend#

Aaron Zigmann

Joe Satriani

John Williams

Michael Bolton
#Nothing heals a broken heart like time, love and tenderness#

Simply Red
#Holding back the years...#

Mike and The Mechanics
#I wasn't there that morning when my father passed away. I didn't get to tell him all the things I had to say. Think I caught his spirit later that same year, I'm sure I heard his echo in my baby's new born tears#

Patrick Doyle

Philip Glass

Plain White Ts
#Hey there Delilah, you be good and don't you miss me, two more years and you'll be done with school and I'll be making history like I do... you know it's all because of you#

'Blackadder Back and Forth'

"Baa-us!" - Emperor Meltchus played by Stephen Fry

"Go forth and bring back lots more minty things in the next five minutes, or I'll come after you and crush your skull like an egg!" - Elizabeth I played by Miranda Richardson

'Love Actually'

"AND HE'S GOT A GREAT BIG KNOOOOOB!" - Colin Frissel played by Kris Marshall

'Little Miss Sunshine'

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!" - Dwayne Hoover played by Paul Dano ( <3)

'Bambi'

"If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all" - Thumper

'Les Misérables'

"I am Jean Valjean!" - Liam Neeson

Shrek (all of em)

Shrek: "I can't believe I'm gonna be a father! How did this happen?!"
Puss In Boots: "Allow me to explain; When a man has certain feelings for a woman, he gets these urges-"
Shrek: "I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!"
Donkey: "... How does it happen?!"

Eragon

"The time of dragonriders... shall come again" - Jeremy Irons

Loads more, an actor must have a selection to study from.

Blackadder

"Baldrick you really are as thick as clotted cream that's been left out my some clot and that the clots are so clotted up you can't unclot them with an electric de-clotter" - Edmund Blackadder V

Mr. Bean

"Oui... non... Grazias" - My muse and inspiration, Mr Bean

Only Fools and Horses

"Lovely jubbly!" - lol Derek Trotter

The Green Green Grass

"Oooh, ain't it just!" - The Villagers

The Catherine Tate Show

"Am I bovvered? Look at my face, look at my face, is there any part of it bovvered?" - Lauren Cooper

The Vicar of Dibley

Geraldine - "Ok, say what you had for breakfast"
Frank - "Toast"
Geraldine - "Uuuh, be a bit more interesting"
Frank - "Two pieces of toast!"

Lenny Henry In Pieces (I <3 you to pieces!)

Chef!

"Oh my dear God, Mother Tereza and Cliff Richard!" - Gareth Blackstock

"I stand here before you, struck dumb my the gravity of your collective ineptitude!" - Gareth Blackstock

My Family

"Well, it proves there is a God... and he hates me" - Ben Harper

"My new investment... Nickbits.com :D" - Nick Harper

Keeping Up Appearances

"Oh! Soggy biccies!" - Hyacinth Bucket

Dad's Army

"Don't panic don't panic! - Corporal Jones

Fawlty Towers

"Oh German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you!" - Basil Fawlty

"You get back in that kitchen and tell your chef that if he doens't get me a Waldorf salad I'm gonna bust his ass!" - American Guest

As Time Goes By

"Oh Lionel!" - Gene

The Kumars At No. 42

"Buddu!" - Ami Kumar (the granny)

Goodness Gracious Me

"Indian!"

Little Britain

"Eh eh eeeeh!" - Anne the Retard

"Yer I Know!" - Andy Pipkin

"Call me Bubbles, dahling!" - Bubbles DeVere

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Acting Characters - Paul Elsam (my Bible)
A Love or a Season - Mary Stolz (what a sweet book)
Les Misérables - Victor Hugo (legendary novel, legendary musical, legendary film)
The Harry Potter Series - J.K. Rowling
Eragon (The Heratige Trilogy) - Christopher Paolini (fucking genius)
The Rachel Papers - Martin Amis (Talk about perverted! :D)
Broken Music - Sting; Gordon Matthew Sumners (I love you mwa)
All the great works by Charles Dickens and Jane Austen
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck (I know it's American but it's not a bad read!)

'Sod off' - Edmund Blackadder

'All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players' - William Shakespeare; Jacque's Seven Ages of Man from 'As You Like It'

I want my mum!

'The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic HEEERD!!!!' - Blackadder II

YOUUU BASSSSSSTARD!!!

I shall incinirate and decapitate you.

Many many many many more...